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[Jackie]

I.... don't get it.

In all honesty I don't really know what this was all about. Was it anti drug? Was it pro drug? Was it pro feminism? Was it about equality? Well if so then perhaps an actual plot would have helped make that a little more obvious. I'm sorry but the only thing that I really liked about this was the smoothness of the animation.

[Saturday Morning Watchmen]

Alan Moore would roll in his grave if he were dead

But then again, he might not. Awesome Job Harry.

[Don't Worry, Son]

Brilliant

Some things in life don't need to be understood to be appreciated.

I laughed and ejaculated.

[Left 4 Speed]

I haven't played this game

Rate this review as useless, friends.

Also, KFC rules.

[HOSUE [sic]]

The best house parody ever

I think we can all agree on that.

Also, Tombah is a bastard.

[Dv - Train Tracks]

Erection

Oh dude those chicks are like so cute in their bikinis.

[FC Tells Da Truth]

Meh

Wasn't as creepy as I hoped for.
Wasn't as funny as I hoped for.
Wasn't as imaginative as I hoped for.

Still, I enjoyed it. I'll rate 3/5. Or maybe 5/5 seeing as this is doing pretty sh*tty score wise.

[tWHYlight]

Most accurate review of Twilight ever

That movie just... Doesn't belong on this planet. It's an abomination...

Bobert-Rob responds:

It should be shot up into space and into the sun. Although, perhaps we should wait for the DB movie to be finished... it'll probably be of the same quality. Thanks for watching!

[Merry Melony ep.1]

Amazing

Just amazing. Part 2 would be good but this is so good I don't mind if you ever continue it. Well done.

[Guns of the Awesome]

Funnier than I thought

Lazy review.

secondstamp responds:

Lazy comment.